Take a look at the college porn video from College Rules above and then come back and I will tell you a story about my friend Jake and I.
We went hunting wild pigs in central California and his nephew was gracious enough to lend us his room at his frat house. Each and every night of the week there was a party at the house and Jake and I kept telling each other how strange it was. It was like we were in college again.
Beer pong had just started taking off and we were naturals at it. Both of us were avid darts players. If you can hit a tiny red bulls eye from almost eight feet away throwing a ping pong ball into an extremely wide target only a few feet away is a piece of cake!
Because of our ability to kick ass and take names later at beer pong we developed quite a following among the college kids. Everyone and their sister were coming out to watch these two old farts play. Old? Shit, we were only 40! It’s like the new 30 right?
That is what I kept telling the girls giving Jake a lap dance for his birthday. It wasn’t really his birthday, but hey, they should have checked his I.D. like the girls as Denny’s do!
Jake wasn’t expecting much from his lap dance, but then he also didn’t know I spend a lot of time working with porn. Leaning on my years of experience getting college girls to act like porn stars for the Internet I played these two girls off of each other. Of course the alcohol they consumed losing to us in beer pong helped too.
Over time I had the girls trying to one up each other with old Jake. It wasn’t all one sided either. Unlike me, Jake is fit, and like me, he is hung like a horse!
Once his cock got hard both of the girls were practically fighting over it. Jake asked if they’d like to see it and you’d have thought they both hadn’t seen a penis in real life before. Both shot a hand out to grasp it and with Jake’s length both found their own patch of cock to hand-squat on.
The blonde one didn’t much appreciate being on the bottom of Jake’s shaft while the brunette was hogging the top. After some tense moments the blonde opened her mouth and started sucking on the head of Jake’s cock. Jake seemed just find with this arrangement.
After about thirty seconds of some very thirsty looking sucking the brunette moved her hand up pushing the blondes mouth off in the process. It was her turn and she was going to take it. Just then I came up with a new rule. Each girl got 30 seconds of uninterrupted time with Jake’s cock before the other girl could cut in.
Both girls agreed and it was again the blondes turn. I don’t know who’s sister she was, but I was pretty sure her mom was Linda Lovelace. She just about swallowed all of his cock. So far in fact that you could see her throat puff up as he slid past her tonsils!
The brunette was getting uptight and when it was her turn she spit on Jake’s member. Then she worked both hands up and down his shaft while seemingly tongue kissing the head. I could tell Jake was loving this because he looked like he needed to fill this bitches stomach with first place juice.
Nope! Blondes turn again. She went back to her sword swallowing ways, again, to no avail. Mid way through the brunettes turn Jake bust his nut in her mouth. She came up for air a bit soon and caught some jizz on her cheek. The blonde took this to mean she was cleared for taking her consolation prize and she mouthed Jake’s cock head while he spurt the last of his cum wad down her throat.
I am not sure what this has to do with the video above, but I have to say, it certainly brought back some great memories. We never did shoot a pig that trip, but my boy Jake stuck two sluts with his spear!
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